URBAN DICTIONARY

[mallory]

So I found this on CAUTION! I liked it!
Basically: Search your name on urban dictionary. Post four results of your pick from the first page.

Marissa

• (Muh-rih-suh)N.- A little cute girl with big eyes and a big heart that everyone loves.
  Aw that marissa is so cute.
  
• The is the hottest girl around and will always be there for you. She is amazing, gorgeous, funny, sweet, everything a guy could want in a girl. No other girl could ever compete with her, and she will always be someone's number one. She always makes your head turn as she passes you buy in the hall. She is like a magnet for your eyes. she is like a rainbow on a cloudy day, or a sun rise after a dark night. When she walks in a dark room she lights up the entire room just with her smile. when you see her you can not help but wish you had her in your arms. She has the most beautiful eyes you wish you could just sit and stare into them for hours on end. She has a beautiful body and anyone who doesn't have her is jealous of the guy that does. The guy that has her knows he is not good enough for her, for nobody is good enough for her she is an angel that fell from heaven and no normal guy, like anyone on this planet, can ever hope to have her. she is a goddess among humans. She is everything!!
  That girl is so a Marissa!
  
• the girl who makes your head turn, your heart ache, and your tent pitched. she will drive you mad though.... and watch out. she is feisty.
  I walked in the bar and there was Marissa. Doing her thing as usual like it was no big deal, lighting up the room.
  
• Marissa is a very pretty girl. In fact, she is hot. All marissas are. Marissas are easy to talk to and often times stay up to all hours of the night texting/instant messaging. Marissas are all very persistant and activley pursue anyone whom they like. Marissas can be best described by one word: Sexy. Marissas have a great body and a beautiful face. All Marissas are destined to someday be as hot, if not hotter than meagan fox. If a Marissa likes you take advantage of it as they are hard to come by and extremely hot.
  "Whoa, that girl at her locker is so ******* hot."
  "Oh thats Marissa. Shes way out of your league. Shes just too hot."

[james shaant potter]

ELLIE

*noun: what you've done if you take a bunch of psyhchedelic drugs when you were already way too creative for your own good.
Man, she was crazy already before she pulled an ellie.

* The most amazing person you will ever meet. A bit sarcastic but mostly lovable!
If you don't know her too bad! the ppl who have met her are extremely lucky! And you should never push her away. A lil bitchy at times but who's not!
Go out and find yourself an ellie!

*Ellie's are great in bed because they are such sexual beings. they just crave the sexual attention. they can never get enough. guy's you know you wanna get involved with an Ellie because not only are they great in bed there seductive, a tease, loyal, passionate and down right dirty these girls will make your wildest dreams come true......

man that Ellie chick was great we hooked up all night.

*a simple minded being, with a great bubbly personality.
and a great shag !
-dude, no joke ellie was amazing last night
-woah!

WELP. Learning all this makes me understand where Lucius came from xD

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[sirius]

lindsey

• n. A person that you can spend hours with or talking to and you never grow tired of. They are the only person that can make you truly laugh. These individuals tend to be extremely smart and have the most beautiful smiles. Their presents cause you great joy and their absence only sadness. You only want to make them as happy as possible because their happiness is all you care about. Although you would give anything if they were yours, it will never happen. There are several reasons that you can’t be together and all you can do is dream of a life with someone that you will never have.
  
  

  “There goes my Lindsey.”

  
  
• The correct, and original form, of the name Lindsey.
  
  Lindsey - Name ranked 115th in popularity for females.
  
  Meaning: Linden trees by the brook.
  

  Let us name the girl Lindsey.

  
  
• A girl who is very down to earth that everyone loves. she has a gorgeous body that both men and women admire. she likes to play the field more than get into a relationship with any one. she is an amazing kisser and is always having her share of juicy hookup stories. she is very seductive and can sexually tease some one without meaning to. she is very comfortable with other females and speaks her mind. she has the funnest group of friends and you often become obsessive over her and making her happy. she has her negative days and often reconizes them. She can fit in with just about any group you put her in. She is more concerned of having a good time than what others think of her. She is tough to handle and can often become out of control. she is talked about on a regular basis and is difficult to get off the mind. she goes with the flow. she loves to joke around and is envyed by many.
  
  
• An extremely shmexy person (smexy with a 'h') who is hard to be away from but amazing to be with. Her snuggles are the best and i miss them when away. she has no cherry chapstick though. unlucky lindsey.
  

  Uhh, you must be Lindsey

[yaxley]

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KIM

• adorable.
  kim is adorable.
  
  
• Kim's are normally really hot woman. They have smoking bodies and are drop-dread gorgeous. They are also very sweet, and make amazingly supportive, perfect girlfriends, not to mention a hot body! They are completely adorable, but often get mistreated or understood by men. Their hot body often make them very attractive, and most are blonde and complete sweeties.
  All boys want a kim, because they are are so ******* sexy.
  jon: That girl is so sexy, she is such a kim
  Matt: Yeah, i really wanna **** her
  Jon: Nah, I want her as my girlfriend
  Matt: you will have to fight me first
  
  
• Like fire; always hot and fiery, with the ability to melt you in seconds. Watch out for this one.
  Kim; Sexual
  
  
• The only woman that will bring chuck norris to his knees
  Chuck Norris does not kneel, he bows to kim.
  

urban directory... always good for a laugh.

[adonis]

Jessica:

• a woman i know who is incredibly sexy and i love her so much. she is the most amazing person alive and if you dont think so you deserve to die. amazingly there are some people who actually dont like her. but thats just because they're jealous and they're all asses anyway so no one cares about them. jessica deserves everything in the world and id do anything for her. ill never leave her side and i'll always be her best friend.
  

  Me - Dude, I love Jessica.
  Friend - Me too. Who doesn't?
  Me - Stupid fuckers that's who.

  
  
• An extremely common female name.
  

  person 1: What's that girl's name?
  person 2: Jessica

  
  
• Jessica is one of the coolest people ever! jessica's are one of the most prettiest people ever and they are sooo smart!
  

  Have you seen Jessica she is soo amazing and beutiful.

  
  
• my name
  

  jessica is my name

Stupid fuckers, that's who! xD