Bellatrix Black, top secret diary of

[bellatrix lyra black]

a word of advice

I feel I should start this by saying that if anyone who is not me (Bellatrix Lyra Black, first daughter of Cygnus Black and Druella née Rosier) ought not to be reading this. You may consider this a friendly warning, as it would be unfair to track down and murder you without telling you that I both can and will do just that if you pry further into this book. Trust me, I will know. In fact, by the time you’re reading this, I probably already do and may very likely be standing right behind you.

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[bellatrix lyra black]

top five ways to make me an enemy

• 5. Call me Trix, Trixie or any other variation of my name that is not Bella
  
• 4. Disrespect the Dark Lord
  
• 3. Be a filthy mudblood
  
• 2. Disgrace the family name (I’m looking at you, Sirius)
  
• 1. Hurt my Cissy

See number one there? It’s funny, because I thought I was starting to not want him dead. Well, not really, of course, I’ve never doubted that wish, but now I actually intend to kill Lucius Malfoy. Slowly and painfully. No one messes with my baby sister (except me), and I’m going to kill him in his sleep one of these days. See, I even made a sketch.



Rodolphus, you are assistant to the Minister and an influential man in your own right, so can it really be so difficult to give your beloved fiancée (me) this one little thing (Malfoy’s head on a plate)? If not, you should at least find a way let me get away with brutally murdering talking some sense into him. I can’t see why this should be impossible.

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